Big, so you have big boobs. >.< Nice approach, but.. yeah. You kinda need to work up to that sort of thing, don't you? Or have I been talking to the wrong people? ;-]
Gren: ” “My mother had the nickname “Grendel’s Mother for more than one reason!” *Laughs* “She never actually attacked anyone, but her tongue was sharp enough that you FELT like she threw a truck at you when she gave you a verbal beatdown!” ”
Everyone else: *Nonplussed silence, or various levels of slightly uncomfortable laughter.*
A better approach (though it was said by a guy that was kind of gross) would be “Love me some curves. Weight doesn’t matter.”
I also remember reading about Guns N’ Roses original lyrics when writing their first major album, Appetite for Destruction.
“Take me down to the Paradise City where the grass is green and the girls are pretty” was originally “where the girls are fat and they got big titties.”
I likes the guy in the do-rag. That’s a great approach right there.
That’s Greg’s old friend Gren – of “now I can finally go to lesbian bars!” fame. 🙂
Big, so you have big boobs. >.< Nice approach, but.. yeah. You kinda need to work up to that sort of thing, don't you? Or have I been talking to the wrong people? ;-]
Yeah, Gren’s pretty blunt and rude. Nobody follow Gren’s dating advice, please!
I’ve seen such lines work, it can be done. I’ve also seen them go down in burning horror.
Grendel? oh boy. the good old norse mythology.
it will be awesome to see his.. uh her past. 🙂
Gren: ” “My mother had the nickname “Grendel’s Mother for more than one reason!” *Laughs* “She never actually attacked anyone, but her tongue was sharp enough that you FELT like she threw a truck at you when she gave you a verbal beatdown!” ”
Everyone else: *Nonplussed silence, or various levels of slightly uncomfortable laughter.*
A better approach (though it was said by a guy that was kind of gross) would be “Love me some curves. Weight doesn’t matter.”
I also remember reading about Guns N’ Roses original lyrics when writing their first major album, Appetite for Destruction.
“Take me down to the Paradise City where the grass is green and the girls are pretty” was originally “where the girls are fat and they got big titties.”
Panel six and seven: Genius! 😀
I just finished a GIGANTIC year-and-a-half project today. Hence why no colors yet. I’m not apologizing, I loved doing it.
Yes. Real life takes precedence. Don’t kill yourself, speed. We’ll wait for the genius that is… THE DRAGON DOCTORS!
So Gren(del) went from Troll, to human, to robot(?)?
That’s a better line than “You are huge, that means you have huge guts” for sure…
Hooray for varied body types.
Yay colors!